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Funny whatsapp messageEk aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mein kharida!!! Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red light area mein rahati thi... Yeh mat kharido... aurat nahi mani, Qki use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha... vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi... Tota :- va va naya ghar!!! aurat ko acha laga Lekin jab usaki 2 betiya school se aayi tab, Tota :- va va nayi nayi ladkiya... Ab aurat ko jara "tension" aaya... Magar jab sham ko uska pati Santosh ghar aaya tab, Tota :- kya re "Santosh" tu idhar bhi??? ----------))))))))---------)))--------- Bilkul fresh ------------------------- Chor aya , Tijori par likha tha "Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi" Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ? Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya.. --------------------------- Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho. Ravan bola ...